Monday, March 9, 2009

What we do in the name of love

I know this is a very sappy opening title, and you’re expecting a story of enduring love between lovers, or one about the love between family members, but this is not one. Simply for it’s too cumbersome to type something like that out when there are millions of others out there typing exactly the same thing.

What I’m going to type about instead, is a story about a boy and the people he comes into contact with; from the time he was a child, to the day of his death. And as this story is not another sappy story about the ‘stereotypical’ type of love, I’ll be writing about the STRANGERS this boy meets in his life, and how his and their actions shape their lives.

Here’s the first scene, just as the boy was being born, in Surrey, England:

Doctor Crack Jack: Nurse! Pass me the tweezers! This baby is a stubborn one! We’ll need to pull him out with force!

Mother: *skips lines*

Nurse Betty: But doctor Crack! That’s insane! You’ll kill the baby! And perhaps even the mother!

Doctor Crack Jack: Woman, listen to me, I’m one short of 1000 births. I think I know what I’m doing when I asked for the tweezers.

Nurse Betty: Very well doctor, but whatever the outcome, I’m putting you on report for malpractice to the board.

Doctor Crack Jack: Very well then, I’m retiring after this operation anyway, so go ahead, and make my day.

The outcome: The doctor was remanded by the board of governors of the hospital but was allowed to retire without much fuss with his pension. The nurse was commended for her adherence to the rules and was promptly fired from the hospital (their excuse, it’s much better to be eccentric and successful, than being cowardly and reporting the wrongdoing of others AFTER the act has been committed instead of doing something at the time to prevent it from happening) Personally, I agree with the board, for the doctor DID get the baby out safely, otherwise this story would have been over by the First Page xD

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Work

As I'm sure you'll have read, rachie has gone to get a job now. Well a mix between a part time job and with full time hours. What you may not know is that I have gotten a job as well xD Well for a month anyway.

It's been very blegh not being able to be with rachie baby when i wanted to, but now it's going to be even worse :( my only consolation is that I don't work alone, I don't travel alone (that'd be way.... too boring) and I get my rachie baby on the WEEKENDS!!! :) My favourite activity of the week!


Well, this post was to tell you that the 2 of us are now working, and that if you want to call either one of us, (especially her) ;P better call in the evening hehe (and sometimes not even then, I do want to spend some weeknights with her)

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Sorry

Hey, about the last post, I'm sorry I put it up, but I just needed to get some steam off my chest. I'm sorry to my love Rachel, for hurting her, I'm sorry to my friends for sounding loony, and I promise to make it up to you all.

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Friday, October 10, 2008

Assignments

Man, a lot of these things seem to be popping up all at one go.

First, I have a History Research Project to complete, (it has to be at least 6 PAGES LONG!) :S

Then, I have a Physics (more like carpenting) project to handle by building some contraption that should somehow require 20 steps to complete a certain task.

Lastly, I gotta do DAYS of community service :S (that's not so bad, but damn.... DAYS!)

And the best thing about this, is that they're all due around the same time, in the same week!

Man, should stop whining and get down to it I guess....

Bah...

Haha, this blog is dying, posts every few MONTHS! Geez, well not like anyone reads it anyway, but what the hell, hehe might as well put something in while i'm here. Hm... what has happened in the past few months? My girlfriend went xxx hyper on her blog, I've been doing crazy amounts of work with my classes, and I now know what i HATE! Crazy girls with their utter fascination with CRAZY WHITE BOYS! *except you rachie :) I love you* Hehe, this may sound a little pompous, but many girls seem to be eyeballing me lately :S It scares the living daylights out of me, not used to people looking at me like that *shivers* oh well, guess i'll just learn to live with it ;P Hehe short blog post DONE!